Grease is a well loved musical about an Australian girl at an American high school who's in love with John Travolta (screw character names, I can't be arsed). He doesn't want to be with her in front of his friends because she's completely straight edged.
Moral of the story: If the guy you love if a smoking rev head with a scary chin dimple who doesn't love you for how you are, change everything about yourself, even take up the death sticks and you will live happily ever after in a flying car. Oh joy.
Never Been Kissed is a B-Grade chick flick which is currently on TV. Oh joy. It follows a reporter (Josie) who goes back to highschool undercover to get good stories. She sees it as her chance to finally be the cool kid she never was. She then promptly falls in love with her english teacher. As you do.
The moral of the story:
If you're a boring person you need a makeover to turn you into an interesting one.
If you're completely unsuccessful with people, you need your brother to make you cool.
Guys with knowledge of literature are hot.
Writing about how you've never been kissed in a newspaper is a stupid embarrassing thing to do. (A good thing to remember)
I'm afraid this entry may have been slightly tongue in cheek. Ah well.
Grease is a well loved musical about an Australian girl at an American high school who's in love with John Travolta (screw character names, I can't be arsed). He doesn't want to be with her in front of his friends because she's completely straight edged.
