The following isn’t necessarily serious. I didn’t actually try to find a defining moral in the Bible. This is really just a rant.
Yes, I am biased and not religious. This is my random selection of some of the rules from the Bible. Note: the Bible is the word of God therefore everything in it is correct.
-Don’t eat the fat on animal eat. If you do, you should be cut off from people.
-Don’t approach women for sex when they are having their menstrual period.
-Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.
-Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. [I think that’s literal]
-Do not wear clothing woven of two different kinds of material. [God wants us to only shop at Cotton On clearly.]
-Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.
-If anyone curses his father or mother, he must be put to death.
Let’s face it. Sure, all my points may be from one particularly nasty chapter of the Old Testament and the New Testament has a completely different feel… but come on. This book is not God’s word specifically. It’s the opinions of the Christians from hundreds of years ago. It is no longer relevant to society.
The Moral: That if you can skip some parts of the Bible then you can skip all parts of the Bible. If you cut your hair and wear clothing of mixed fabrics but use Leviticus as God’s word against homosexuality then you are a knob. Simple as that.
Yes, I am biased and not religious. This is my random selection of some of the rules from the Bible. Note: the Bible is the word of God therefore everything in it is correct.
-Don’t eat the fat on animal eat. If you do, you should be cut off from people.
-Don’t approach women for sex when they are having their menstrual period.
-Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.
-Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. [I think that’s literal]
-Do not wear clothing woven of two different kinds of material. [God wants us to only shop at Cotton On clearly.]
-Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.
-If anyone curses his father or mother, he must be put to death.
Let’s face it. Sure, all my points may be from one particularly nasty chapter of the Old Testament and the New Testament has a completely different feel… but come on. This book is not God’s word specifically. It’s the opinions of the Christians from hundreds of years ago. It is no longer relevant to society.
The Moral: That if you can skip some parts of the Bible then you can skip all parts of the Bible. If you cut your hair and wear clothing of mixed fabrics but use Leviticus as God’s word against homosexuality then you are a knob. Simple as that.
Some Christians are inconsistent.
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